Spelling checker

[Спи4ка]

сама имея жуткие проблемы с правописанием, просто не могла не порадоваться такой прелести))))



Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.



Eye strike a key and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar write

It shows me strait a weigh.



As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore two long

And eye can put the error rite

Its rarely ever wrong.



Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect in it's weigh

My chequer tolled me sew.

@темы: Веселое, Стихи

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[Essence]

интересно, что ты спрашивала у яндекса, чтобы найти эту р(г)адость ))

[Спи4ка]

эээ... нууу... а ты уверенна, что хочешь знать?)))



просто вспомнила, что была какая-то фишка про упрощение английского языка, и попыталась её найти.

hir it iz

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility.



As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".



In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.



There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.



In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.



By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.



After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen world!

[Essence]

это же вроде про Шварцнеггера было? у меня текстик где-то до сих пор валяецца =)



не, слуш, а что ты все-таки забыла в поисковик?

[Спи4ка]

это же вроде про Шварцнеггера было?

угу. собсна, про него я и вспомнила))

а у яндекса спрашивала Schwarznegger humour, долго рылась в политических статьях и рецензиях на фильмы, но таки нашла!))))